spevvy:

I love him. That. That answer right there. Just wow. All my respect.

ihomicide:

tru

mildmilotic:

aph-russia:

"Gotta put on my mascara"

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pixiecasey:

glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
  • stay hydrated
  • be elusive
  • avoid a harsh flash
  • try to get plenty of exercise
  • play hard to get
  • be aware of lighting
  • elongate the neck
  • eat plenty of fish
  • grow old gracefully
  • keep an air of mystery
  • a true lady reveals nothing

yepperoni:

this is my faviorite king of the hill joke and it’s only 5 seconds long and king of the hill isn’t on netflix anymore and it’s not free on amazon prime anymore either, so i had to rely on a dubbed anime website to find it 

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

pennanpayper:

"Blaziken"- cool fire Pokémon

"Blazeitken"-Barbie encouraging bad choices

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

twinzik:

Escalator Stare Luigi

mutisija:

aquadragondavanin:

mutisija:

nonstopdoodle:

mutisija:

sofkingdone:

a-lonely-servitor:

thatsplicingadventure:

mutisija:

starmander, starmeleon and starizard

texture credits: x x x

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I did a thing.

fire/ghost? fire/dark? fire/psychic?

flying/poison

no. fire/cosmic.

The secret police’s night guard

wtf is secret police

and now the weather

dont do that

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

gwendolynstacy:

i don’t think it’s possible for baby harp seals to be more adorable if they tried:

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just look at 

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their little bodies!

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and noses!?!?!

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and their big eyes!!!

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and the way they slide all over 

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and thIS ONE???

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IT’S SMILING LOOK AT IT

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BABY SEALS ARE PRECIOUS THAT IS ALL 

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comedyblogger:

drinking underage like

plasmarifles:

playing online multiplayer with someone and kicking ass then getting a message saying ‘thanks man’

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