I love him. That. That answer right there. Just wow. All my respect.
glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
- stay hydrated
- be elusive
- avoid a harsh flash
- try to get plenty of exercise
- play hard to get
- be aware of lighting
- elongate the neck
- eat plenty of fish
- grow old gracefully
- keep an air of mystery
- a true lady reveals nothing
this is my faviorite king of the hill joke and it’s only 5 seconds long and king of the hill isn’t on netflix anymore and it’s not free on amazon prime anymore either, so i had to rely on a dubbed anime website to find it
God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!
i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college
"Blaziken"- cool fire Pokémon
"Blazeitken"-Barbie encouraging bad choices
Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Escalator Stare Luigi
starmander, starmeleon and starizard
I did a thing.
fire/ghost? fire/dark? fire/psychic?
The secret police’s night guard
wtf is secret police
and now the weather
dont do that
i don’t think it’s possible for baby harp seals to be more adorable if they tried:
just look at
their little bodies!
and their big eyes!!!
and the way they slide all over
and thIS ONE???
IT’S SMILING LOOK AT IT
BABY SEALS ARE PRECIOUS THAT IS ALL
drinking underage like
playing online multiplayer with someone and kicking ass then getting a message saying ‘thanks man’